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Offerings From The Interwebs

A blog about the Internet, nonsense, comics, feminism, but mostly about nonsense.

Posts tagged I want it

May 2 '12
animalstalkinginallcaps: That’s right! Two plus two equals four! Can anyone tell me what three plus two equals? Yes? Mr. Chompers? MURDER. Um, no. Three plus two does not equal murder. ARSON. Uh, no. The answer is not arson. Let’s ask someone else. THE TELEVISION SHOW WHITNEY. You’re just naming off horrible things to upset the class and I’m about to send you to the principal’s office!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

That’s right! Two plus two equals four! Can anyone tell me what three plus two equals? Yes? Mr. Chompers?

MURDER.

Um, no. Three plus two does not equal murder.

ARSON.

Uh, no. The answer is not arson. Let’s ask someone else.

THE TELEVISION SHOW WHITNEY.

You’re just naming off horrible things to upset the class and I’m about to send you to the principal’s office!

3,024 notes (via animalstalkinginallcaps)Tags: that dog I want it GET IN MY LIFE YOU DREADFUL LITTLE DELIGHT