Offerings From The Interwebs

zeroi:

tartingshop:

whenever kirk is off on a mission or something and spock is left in charge of the enterprise, mccoy just sort of

wanders in

it’s like he has this sense that spock is going to need someone to disagree with him in order to move the plot along in the next three minutes!!!

it’s great

#NURSE CHAPEL WATCH THE PATIENTS #MY SENSORS TELL ME THAT SPOCK IS BEING WRONG ON THE BRIDGE

(Source: kimcardassian)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

AGGRESSIVELY REBLOG THIS IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE SHITS EVER (⊙‿⊙✿)

(Source: theemayorofcantown)

undesired-pageblood:

emotionalfossil:

bubonickitten:

0ptimuspenguin:

ambieheartsturtlep0rn:

capitolresident:

Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’

‘on a school night’ edition

with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’

expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’

DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’

Survival Mode: Parents ON

sunflowercandy:

Head canon time for dangan ronpa SPOILER FOR CHAPTER 2

Bit of a read but whoosh here we go

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internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”